If I Could I Would. . .

So I was cleaning my kitchen for the third time today. . .you know, the usual wiping the counters, the kitchen table, putting away clutter, rinsing and placing the dishes in the dishwasher and I thought, wouldn't it be amazingly awesome if I could close up my kitchen like I do my dishwasher, place a cup of cleaning agent in the door, push a few buttons and then come back in an hour or so after I've had lunch with my friends, to open the door to a sparkling clean and sanitized kitchen. Wouldn't that be wonderful? If I could I would. . .

If I could I would make every summer month July.
If I could I would erase my memory of all Seinfeld episodes so that I can experience them again for the first time. (Especially the one where Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set in the trash)
If I could I would bring back Bugs Bunny, Road Runner and Mr. Magoo cartoons.
If I could I would sing a solo in sacrament meeting. I would sing my heart out, if I could.
If I could I would abolish chain letter emails.
If I could I would live at the beach and swim at sunset every night.
If I could I would live in a different country for one month every year.
If I could I would cook like my sisters-in-law Linda, Claire and Adie.
If I could I would get a massage every day.
If I could I would look into my mom's eyes and tell her I love her.
If I could I would make bread bi-weekly. (Cindy will help me with that one.)
If I could I would cool off October and November in So CA.
If I could I would live near my best besty, blood sister, Alli.
If I could I would play the guitar right now.
If I could I would speak Spanish fluently.
If I could I would go back to the late 90s when apple stock was like $7 a share and buy it instead of the apple G3 computer we purchased.
If I could I would buy my dad a completely restored Model A and while I am at it. . .
If I could I would get my self a 1966 289 convertible mustang with pony interior.
If I could I would have a garden in which every plant produced a flower for my house or fruit for my kitchen.
If I could I would have fresh flowers, in every room, everyday.
If I could I would be really good at tennis so I could humble Allison. (Doesn't she look like she needs to be humbled?)
If I could I would paint portraits of each of my children with rich, vivid oils.
If I could, and I want to, I would celebrate every moment for the joy it brings and leave all the rest behind.

Santa Cruz Island

If I could I would be here tomorrow!

If you could, what would you do. . .
Don't leave me hangin' dream it, share it, have some fun.